If I could give one piece of advice, it would be, don't wash your ass before you wash your face.
I was sleeping on an air mattress. I woke from a deep sleep. I had a premonition that the air mattress was going to lose its air. At that exact moment the mattress lost its air and sank to the ground. I have supernatural powers, I reckoned, as I lay on the collapsed mattress.
I laid on the hardwood floor and imagined that I was at a superhero convention in Las Vegas. I was walking from booth to booth in my superhero suit with an emblem of a deflated mattress on my chest. Other superheroes slowed their gait to get a glimpse of me and my chest. I knew they were intrigued as to what my powers may be.
Finally, one of them had the courage to ask, "Excuse me, now just what are your super powers?"
Deadpan, I answered, "I can make an air mattress deflate on command."
I was sleeping on an air mattress. I woke from a deep sleep. I had a premonition that the air mattress was going to lose its air. At that exact moment the mattress lost its air and sank to the ground. I have supernatural powers, I reckoned, as I lay on the collapsed mattress.
I laid on the hardwood floor and imagined that I was at a superhero convention in Las Vegas. I was walking from booth to booth in my superhero suit with an emblem of a deflated mattress on my chest. Other superheroes slowed their gait to get a glimpse of me and my chest. I knew they were intrigued as to what my powers may be.
Finally, one of them had the courage to ask, "Excuse me, now just what are your super powers?"
Deadpan, I answered, "I can make an air mattress deflate on command."
