I need new pants. I'm bored with my Dickies and Levis. I've been wearing Dickies and Levis for years and I need a change. I used to buy suit pants from thrift stores, but I stopped doing that for some reason. I think I wanted new pants, not used pants.
I typed in cool men's pants into the inter-webs and a pair of pants that looked like the American flag popped up. They were called Ulysses S. Pants. Ha! There was another picture next to it of a man wearing pants with a multi-colored diamond pattern on them, like what the Joker would wear, or a clown. Oh boy.
I typed in "chinos," and the pants that came up were dorky looking. Any old fool would wear those pants. When I typed in "khaki," it was no better. Geez, men's pants suck. I gave up.
The pants I want will magically appear one day, like all good things in my life. I'm going to wait it out. Shopping. It's a waste of time.
