Wednesday, December 7, 2016

The Racist Cure

         
            I think I figured out a cure for racism. Well, maybe a partial cure. It won't work in all circumstances. 
            I'm of the opinion that if we held racists to their own convictions and demanded they stay true to their beliefs of superiority and ate only foods from their own culture, they'd quickly abandon racism as a practice. It's hypocritical to be a racist and sneak in a taco or order Chinese food to be delivered. Or to eat spaghetti. Or enjoy any food from a culture other than your own. If it's your contention that your culture is superior, then in theory, you wouldn't need the culinary achievements of others.
            And to be true to the historical record, I'm going to have to take away the potato. It was developed and grown by the Inca's. They had two-thousand different varieties. Bye-bye French fry.