I wonder how you get reincarnated into a house cat with a good owner? Do you have to volunteer at the Salvation Army, or work for Greenpeace? Feral cats, in my opinion, are more than likely ex-CEOs of Fortune Five-Hundred companies. As cats go, they drew a bad straw. They have to hunt for their food, duke it out with other cats, watch out for coyotes. It's a lot like being a CEO, but without the food service.
House cats on the other hand get food service, maid service, daily massages, playtime when they want it, and plenty of naps with comfortable bedding. They can also walk into their masters' bedroom while they're having sex and pretend not to know what's going on. Dogs can do that too, but dogs are more obvious, you know they're up to something when they do it. Cats look like they made a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in the bedroom by mistake.
Well hopefully there's no such thing as reincarnation and I go straight to heaven when I die, but man ...
