I thought I'd share a joke this week instead of a blog. This comes from a wise man with tiny feet.
An old man was walking down a dirt road when he heard someone say, "psst, hey buddy can you help me out?"
The old man stopped, looked around, but he didn't see anyone so kept walking.
Then he heard the voice again. "Psst, hey buddy can you help me out?"
The old man stopped. He looked down and saw a frog sitting on the road.
"Yeah, I'm a talking frog, but if you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess with long silky hair, rose-petal skin, and an ass that won't quit. I'll cook for you, and clean for you, and tend to your every need.
The old man bent over and snatched the frog up off the ground, put him in his pocket, and took off walking.
"Hey!!! You forgot to kiss me!!!" the frog said.
The old man stopped, reached into his pocket, grabbed the frog and looked him in the eyes, and said, "at my age it would be more interesting to have a talking frog."
