I was driving in my car when I rolled down the window and hawked a loogie, but I didn't see anything fly. I looked down to check if it landed on me. Nope. I kept driving and soon forgot about it.
I stopped at Trader Joe's to pickup a few things. Coffee and chicken pot stickers, breakfast and lunch. I was in a good mood and was talking to the cashier. She was nice, but I noticed she went cold near the end of our conversation. People are weird. What can you do? I can't save them.
I drove home. I made a pot of coffee and sat down to play my guitar. I was strumming pretty good when I looked down and noticed a dry crusty substance on my shirt, near my shoulder. I found the loogie.
