I was talking to Dora. She said whatever you do, don't wear an orange shirt to Home Depot.
Why?
I wore an orange blouse there once and I had three people ask me for stuff one right after the other. Where's the drywall screws? Where are the light bulbs? I don't know, I don't work here.
I was standing in line and someone asked me if I knew where the corrugated metal was. How'm I supposed to know? People are like zombies. They just look for orange. Nothing else matters.
