I was in line at my local taco stand when a lady wearing a lime green sweat suit and two of her male counterparts walked up. They ignored the line altogether and instead stepped to the side and were talking. I kept my eye on them, curious as to what they were doing. I saw one man slide a bindle of contraband to the other man, and their meeting began to make more sense to me.
The lady in the lime green sweat suit was pacing back and forth and I gathered she was on an upper of some kind based on the limited information that I had. At one point the lady moved behind me and was standing way too close to me. I could feel my hackles stand up. She wasn't all that attractive or likable from what could tell.
Then she moved to a stool and sat down next to me. She was facing me with her legs extended. She kept opening and closing her legs in a suggestive manner while she sat there staring at me.
I thought to myself "why me?"
And that's when I became the founder and CEO of the Why Me Movement?
