When Fred lived in Chicago he had a problem with cocaine. The problem followed him to Los Angeles when he moved there to keep his job. Fred worked for a television show called America’s Most Sought After. Fred’s cocaine habit was so bad he didn’t want to take a chance and not have cocaine when he got to Los Angeles, so he arranged with his dealer in Chicago to have the drugs sent to his place of work.
Fred wired money to his dealer and his dealer sent the drugs to America’s Most Sought After.
The plan worked beautifully for months until one day Fred received a telephone call from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
“We’ve noticed a substantial number of wires between Chicago and Los Angeles, from you to a man named Sergei Kochikyan. Do you know what this is all about?”
Fred was instantly panic stricken. He froze for a moment, time traveled in light speed and without thinking he said, “You caught us. We were doing a story on the FBI and we wanted to know how long it would take for you to catch up with us. It didn’t take long. You guys are good!”
“You’re doing a story on us?”
“Yes sir. Wait until I tell my supervisor. He’s not going to believe it! You guys are good, you guys are fantastic!”
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