Dirty Bird

            I have a convertible. It’s an older model but it works just fine. For the most part I leave the top down, it’s Los Angeles and the weather is mostly sunny.

            I was going to the studio to record some tracks, and I got into my convertible. I noticed that a bird had crapped on my center council, right square in the middle. It was an amazing shot. I looked around and there were no trees above my car, no ledges or over hangs. The bird had done it on the fly. I got to thinking, what’s the probability of that? I mean really. It was perfect timing on the bird’s part, perfect trajectory. It would have made the Air Force proud. I thought of the bird looking back and laughing. Nice shot dirty bird.