Monday, December 17, 2012

Viagra


My friend Lee and I were talking and somehow the subject of Viagra came up. We were joking about how you can take the pill, get an erection, and then suddenly lose your vision. At that point, you’re kind of left on an island and at the mercy of your lover. Depending on your lover's mood or sense of humor, it could be a bit of a guessing game, a sort of Marco Polo in the bedroom.
            “Where are you at baby? The blood has rushed out of my head.”
            A woman with a sense of humor can have a field day with a man with an erection who can’t see. She can just sit quietly and not say a word, while her man stands there stupidly with a four hour erection and a temporary state of blindness.
            “Just say something baby, and let me know where you’re at. Say my name, say my name.”

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