Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Sunday Driver

            I exited the highway on a street called Catholic Center Drive, and then made a left turn on Buddhist Circle. I drove a few blocks and made a right turn on Hindu Pass. I still had no idea where I was so I turned onto Judaism Road. Judaism Road turned into a cul-de-sac, so I doubled back and made a left on Islamic Trail Avenue. I wondered how a trail could be called an avenue. The city planners had made an error in my estimation. I saw a series of small streets: Mormon Tabernacle Way, Confucius Lane, Baptist Choir Road. I stayed the course on Islamic Trail avenue, and somehow I found the highway again, and didn’t look back for fear of turning into a pillar of salt.  

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