I’m thinking about inventing
pajama bottoms to look like dress pants; that way I won’t have to change in
the morning if I need to go outside.
Having to change from pajamas to
pants is an unfortunate sequence of events in my estimation. I ask myself, is going
outside absolutely necessary? If the answer is yes, I begrudgingly change out of
my pajamas and into my pants.
If my pajamas looked more like
pants I wouldn’t have to sacrifice comfort for social standing; it would be
all-inclusive.
While
I’m at it, I might as well invent pajamas tops to look like dress shirts. Or if
I really want to knock the socks off my neighbors, I could invent a pajama top to
look like a tuxedo shirt and bow tie.
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