The Juicy Diet

I have an idea for a diet. It’s called the Doctor Bernal’s Juicy Diet, and as it implies, you can eat anything you want as long as it’s juicy. Pineapple, pork butt, anything that’s juicy, a juicy steak, crab legs in a juicy sauce. Can I eat tortillas? you may ask. No, not by themselves. You’ll need to fill them with something juicy. The same applies to bread. Bread in itself is a no-go, but okay if you fill it with corn beef, and it’s juicy. Can you eat bananas? No, you need to slather them in something juicy, or make a shake out of them.

              Of course I’m not serious about the juicy diet, it’s more like a mantra for living. Eat well, have fun, and make it juicy. If you want my advice for losing weight, I’d say, don’t eat as much, and try a little exercise.