I walked down the hill to buy another
coconut. I picked a winner this time. It was raining so I wore my hat. I have a
Philadelphia made by the Golden Gate Hat Company. I get a lot of attention when
I wear it. A couple of people in the store waved at me and said hi. I waved
back. I grabbed a coconut and stood in line. I paid cash and didn’t bother with
a bag.
I walked out of the store holding a
singular coconut. I was walking up the hill past the nice houses when I saw a lady
inspecting her car. I noticed that she was in a fender-bender.
I asked the obvious question. “Did
somebody hit you?”
She
was a nice lady and she told me all about it. She said a man swerved into her
and another car. I was holding the coconut while we talked. She didn’t seem to
notice. At the end of our conversation I asked her, "hey, do you want a coconut?" She said "no."
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