Fabio

         
            Dora was at the check-out counter when she noticed that Fabio was standing behind her. Oh my god it's Fabio!
            Her excitement quickly turned into embarrassment when she remembered that she was buying two boxes of Tampons, a four pack of douches, and an enema kit. 
            She tried to hide the items from Fabio's view by turning her body.
            Fabio must have thought Dora was cute. He was trying to chat her up. But Dora was self-conscious and gave curt, nervous answers to get rid of him. She wanted to talk to him, but not with a four pack of douches on the counter. To make matters worse, Dora's phone kept ringing. It was her business partner; she could tell by the fart sounds the phone was making as it rang. Her relationship with her partner had soured, so she'd programmed the phone to make fart sounds whenever she called. 
            None of it seemed to bother Fabio. He didn't notice, or he ignored it completely. He kept at it, trying to talk to Dora, but Dora wasn't having it. She couldn't get over the embarrassment of her hygiene needs.