In other news, the national dialogue has turned to pussy. Or more specifically, grabbing pussy. There's forty-six thousand, eight hundred and seventy-four homeless people in Los Angeles and we're talking about pussy.
I'm wondering what the bible thumpers in the South think about all this pussy talk. It's got to be tough to justify voting for the pussy grabber now. But I'm sure they're trying to convince themselves that grabbing a little pussy is not that bad. And it isn't bad if you have all your paperwork in order, and you have permission, and you wink, and they wink back. But El Trumpe didn't have his paperwork in order, he was doing it illegally.
I get it. I understand why the country is talking about pussy. I can't stop thinking about pussy either. So in my mind, the country is finally being honest. But it's still amusing to me. It's like sexual harrassment is finally fun again.
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