I was out the other night and there was a lull in the conversation, so I turned to my friend and said, I like to stuff my pockets with hot dogs and walk around my neighborhood at night to attract coyotes.
He thought I was serious. Really? He asked.
I get a rush out it. I told him.
He believed me until I fessed up and told him I was messing with him.
I'm not sure why the image of a pocket full of hot dogs is funny to me. A pocket full of hot dogs at a dog park is even funnier. What if I stuffed my pockets with hot dogs and went to a dog park? The dogs would be all over me. I'd be the Pied Piper of dogs. They'd follow me wherever I'd go. And their owners would think I had the magic with dogs. They just love that man. I'd have five or six dogs following me at all times. Look, I'd hear somebody say, that man's some kind of dog genius.
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