Troll

      I'm thinking about becoming a troll. I feel like there's a certain amount freedom in it. Just spout off and kill people's dreams. Squash them even further than they've been squashed.
      Of course a troll's career is limited on social media. There aren't enough tolerant people in the world to keep it sustainable. I'm guessing the friend stash would dwindle pretty quickly and become more consistent with reality. I'd end up with one or two solid people in my corner, people I could depend on no matter what.
      Why do you comb your hair like that? Who cares? Zzzzzz. Not another selfie, please ... Why are your lips so big?
      I'm pretty sure I can do it. It's all attitude and perspective, like making fun of dresses while watching the Emmys. It's simple stuff. Judgment calls. Negativity. Small minded observations. Quick emotional reactions to multiple forms of stimuli. I've been training for this all my life. I've watched network morning shows, All In The Family, The Jeffersons, Good Times, and Sanford And Son. I think I'm ready. No more likes, just snarky condemnation.