My
friend Lee was driving down the boulevard when a kid in a BMW cut him off. They pulled to a red light and Lee
looked at the kid.
“You’re
driving like a douche bag,” Lee said to him.
The
kid looked at Lee and threw up his hands. “It’s not the end of the world.”
Lee
looked at the kid in degust and reached down to his astray. He grabbed a triple
A battery that he had stored for such an occasion and tossed it out his window.
The battery hit the BMW squarely on the side panel. It made a huge racket, but
it did little or no damage.
Lee
looked at the kid straight in the eyes, and threw up his hands, “It’s not the
end of the world.”
A
chase ensued and after many blocks of driving the kid finally caught up to Lee
and got out of his car.
Lee
stayed in his car. “Did I do something wrong?” Lee said to the fuming kid as he
approached.
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