I was thinking of changing my name
to Clasico. I’m pretty sure I'd can get away with anything I want with a name
like Clasico. I get away with a lot now, but if my name was Clasico, I think
the world would be my oyster.
For one thing, I’ve never heard anybody
use the name Clasico before, it’s kind of like naming a kid Perfecto. It’s just
not done. If I introduced myself as Clasico people would take notice that’s for
sure. And it would be hard to say anything disparaging about me. If you called
me an ass it wouldn’t be taken seriously with a name like Clasico. Well, maybe,
but the name is bigger than the remark.
“I slept with Clasico and he was
terrible.”
It’s
hard to believe a man named Clasico could be terrible in the sack. Clasico is
Clasico, it couldn’t have been that bad.
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